Of course it’s for wealthy middle aged guys. That’s the window in life when you’re old enough to afford it and still young enough to enjoy it. To pin it to a “midlife crisis” is just the ageist thinking we all engaged in when we were kids.

Almost as shocking as “Owner of Previous Generation Hates Updates and is Glad He Bought the Old One.”

Thanks for the good wishes and happy 60th birthday.

There’s no wrong answer but I’d rather have cancer.

You’re taking a very dogmatic approach to this. Where did you get this arbitrary number and why is it better than different arbitrary numbers from other experts? Really, your “should” requires an “if” after it. You SHOULD spend 10% IF your goal is . . . what?

What you can afford to spend on a car depends on so many more factors than just your income. Do you have kids? What are your housing expenses? What are your retirement goals? What other debt do you have. Etc, etc.

You’re misunderstanding. I didn’t resort to name calling in lieu of an argument; the name calling IS the argument. My entire point was that Skeffles - who is a habitual shitposter - is a pathetic loser. I don’t care about his position on cyclists vs drivers.

You are a pathetic loser. You can reply with as much false bravado as you want and it won’t matter. We all know you’re a pathetic loser and you know you’re a pathetic loser. Because what kind of person wastes time trolling and shitposting online?  Pathetic losers. 

Point taken, but even a well cared for goose eventually dies of old age.

Ah, you’re right, of course. Thanks for the correction. 

Do people perceive Starbucks as “high brow?” It’s convenient and reliable, but it’s the basic bitch of franchises. It’s like worrying that people will think you’re a steak snob for eating at The Outback.

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s making me horny. 

You won’t believe this, but back when Desdspin allowed comments, the users there were far more nuanced, reasonable and even-handed than what you typically find on Jezebel. This site may be your personal favorite echo chamber, but it’s just as emotional and dogmatic as Breitbart or any other right wing cesspool.

I think you’re misunderstanding.

I know you think this makes you sound like an edgy crusader for the people, but you actually just sound like an asshole who doesn’t understand the complexities of the issue or can’t articulate his position.  

The fitted sheet is an “all out war?” The duvet cover is “agonizing?”

Harley’s problem is the same as Tesla’s. Neither sells a very good product, but each provided their buyer the particular type of image and status they desperately wanted to convey.

You must be a troll who shitposts for sport. There is no way a person can genuinely be as consistently arrogant, selfish and wrong as your comment history shows you to be.

No ALF? Half the episodes were about him trying to eat pussy.

My Jewish grandfather landed at Normandy and spent the next year killings Nazis while watching his friends die.