Lack of buttons on MK8 Golf GTI/R

Redacted because Kinja sucks and can’t post my Seinfeld gif. 

I am not here to trash M. Night Syamalan, but I am fascinated by his career and specifically how he has managed to remain culturally, commercially and artistically relevant despite a track record far worse than scores of other directors who have been expelled from Hollywood.

It’s a silly game so people should play it however gives them the most pleasure. But, because it’s a social game with an element of competition or at least comparison, if you’re using anything other than your mind, you should be honest about it with others and with yourself. 

I’ve played golf with so many guys who will tell you they play by the book but then will take gimmees all day, usually a mulligan on the first tee and are happy to drop a ball next to the white stakes instead of taking stroke and distance.

Amazing writing. And then, just to be even murkier, the very next clause describes the width and inexplicably changes the units to a denominator of 250 (59/250) inches!

I love the exterior. Gorgeous. The interior looks like a shower from an early 90’s tract house.

Still the ugliest car on the road. The total opposite of S3XY. 

Too many Americans have become unspeakably self centered. They believe that they should be able to do whatever they want, whenever they want, and anything that interferes with that is an infringement on their freedom and liberty.

The irony of Big Manly Trucks (BMT) is that when I see a man driving a minivan, I think “that looks like a chill dad who puts his family first,” and what’s masculine than that? But when I see a man in a BMT, I think “there goes an insecure guy with something to prove,” which is actually the least manly thing possible.

To make blatant hypocrisy disappear, you just need to recite the following incantation:

Hi Collin. Just FYI . . . I have a deposit down and contract signed for an M2 at MSRP. You just have to find the right dealer.

Dakota Johnson roasted Armie Hammer, which is ironic because that’s exactly how Hammer would prepare Johnson.

You know what businesses and their shareholders love?  Profits in the thousands. 

You are obsessed with this issue. Seek help. 

Totally. It’s a rumor, but it’s also true!

99% of Americans on this site claiming they’d “totally buy this if it were available” are full of shit. If it actually came here, people would then be claiming they’d “totally buy it if only Suzuki would just add another 50hp.”

Don’t worry about it, I’m sure the guy criticizing you can only speak one language. But I agree, all of your pictures are gorgeous.

I’m an ugly American, currently in South America and just returned a Pugeot 208 rental with the i-cockpit. The car was a total dog but I kind of liked the word layout, and the flat top/flat bottom wheel made the car feel way sportier than it actually was.

I am currently traveling in South America and just yesterday returned a Peugeot 208 rental. It was not my favorite car.