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But “accident” isn’t actually used by most people to imply inevitability, it just means without intent.

Audi offers District Green Metallic, which is almost olive.

That Cornflower Blue is soooooo awesome.

I wouldn’t mind a comeback, but it’s weird how teal only works on small, inexpensive cars.

It’s fun to pretend the Harlequin is cool, but everybody knows that car looks like total shit. 

I laugh because those colors are awesome and Fjord Blue in particular is amazing, but people are shitting all over the Zandvoort Blue available on the new M2, despite it being 99% the same.

Do you hate movies? Goodfellas is 3hrs long and I could just tell you that Henry falls in love with mob life, pulls off a few jobs but ends up a schnook eating egg noodles and ketchup.

I’m sure she had redeeming features and people that loved her, but from where I sat, all I could see was an opportunist who traded her people and her dignity for the saddest and oiliest approximation of fame.

I hate to be that guy, but it’s as simple as “eat less and exercise more.”

 No one’s taking your bait. 

For the cost of a bottle of a bottle of coconut oil and a few reusable hand towels, I have a hobby that has kept me entertained for decades.

If you ding or damage someone else’s vehicle and don’t leave a note, you’re a monster and I hope you experience chronic, florid jock itch. 

I’ve always enjoyed long layovers. In a hyper-connected world and the hustle culture (barf) of America, it’s nice to have an excuse to sit on your ass without anyone demanding anything of you.

That may be true but of course, anyone who understands anything about music knows that’s not the case.

Agreed. I got red calipers on my GTI and that was seven years ago.

I don’t think this is an American problem. Besides legitimate communist states, are there any nations where low supply leads to lower prices and dwindling profits lead to raises and increased hiring?

I have a deposit down for a 2023 M2 at MSRP, it just took a little hunting.

Why be a dick for no reason?

Tesla is doomed.

Tesla is fucked.