I always thought it would be a fun photography project to take stills from those commercials and juxtapose them against photos of the actors in their actual clothes, outside of their actual homes in front of their actual homes.

Did you see the odds he was getting? Even if you’re absolutely certain ARG is the better team going into the match, you’d be foolish to NOT place a bet on FRA.

I’m not interested in a Lucid but I do find it funny that all the guys who bought Teslas in 2018 to be the most cutting edge middle manager in their office park are now stuck with a car that is not only bad but also very, very uncool.

Wait, you’re upset that a white lawyer read a transcript in court and didn’t alter what it said?

Besides, I can gas myself (and others) to death on the shitter without a single cleaning product.

If your kink is lonely 35 year old women with empty lives and empty skulls, this #FreeBritney movement is the best aggregator you could hope for.

He really packed an incredible amount of embarrassed rationalizing and bad humor into 140 characters.

Holy shit, you are the worst.

While I was waiting for them to finish my brakes, I got a blowjob in the bathroom from the receptionist.  How’s that for service?!

Did he really say it was “9 inches flat,” or does the author just not know that the word is “flaccid?”

Yeah, that’s exactly what sketch comedy is.

Same boat. Legally single, practically married. We’ve discussed the tax benefits with professionals and it’s minimal.

Everyone is free to play the game however makes them happiest. Why are you the arbiter of how seriously it should be taken?

1) Virtually zero chance this just happened to start after that they both happened to leave their partners at the same time.

That seems like a long time to wait, but I guess progress moves slowly. 

Teslas are not good cars. Sorry you wasted your money. Hopefully it was worth it when other middle managers were impressed in 2017. 

Ehhhhhhh. Sure, a lot of smug Tesla owners loved the social cache that came with owning a then-hot electric vehicle but I think the number of Musk True Believers has always been overstated.

You can argue that she is being disingenuous, but if you google “Kelly Rowland Feminism,” there are multiple interviews in which she expresses feminist ideas and explicitly refers to herself as a feminist.

Taste is subjective but the new Supra is one of those cars that it’s hard for me to believe anyone finds it attractive.

That is a beautiful and perfect analogy.