Tough shit, Musk-Fuckers.

The thing I love least about my wife is that she loves this movie.

Not only is it impractical/dangerous, but ambient  lighting makes cars look like tacky night clubs.

Bro. People think you’re an asshole because you’re arrogant enough to presume you speak for other people. When you brag that you “say what everyone else thinks,” you’re giving yourself far too much credit as some kind of bold truth teller. In reality, you’re probably just a person with a lot of negative thoughts who…

It is not true that all embryos begin with two X chromosomes. I don’t know where you learned that, but someone has taught you incorrect information. 

Baldwin is an unlikable blowhard but is it actually hard for you to see that he is one of the victims in this tragedy? Your use of the phrase “real victim” is disingenuous and I think you know it.

The whole reason dealerships offer up cars for contests is so they can place them on the course as advertisement. If I were a dealer and could place my car without risking it in a contest, that would be great.

Rob Schneider was briefly a very popular comedian. Explain that, science. 

I wanted to enjoy it because MTS seems fun but she was out of her depth.  I found her delivery was rushed and she had a number of physical tics that were distracting.  Good energy, though  

Seriously. They seem incapable of building a bad car. Although, I’m sure there’s an element of confirmation bias as well.

Is your oven a convection oven?

Just a reminder to everyone that an air fryer is literally just a small convection oven.

And Michael Bay.

Yes. If parked in the sun with all windows closed, even on a mild day it can achieve temperatures sufficient to sous vide a toddler.

Hey, it’s another car that Jalopnik’s readers hate. I’m SHOCKED!

From age 5-14, my dad owned a 924 and a 944. He’d let me shift while he was driving and on one particular stretch of the highway where he drove me to school we’d always do a timed mile. I think that just made cars seem fun to me.

Saddle brown. 

You want to make an emotional Audi? Put a manual transmission in the RS3 3 and shave 300lbs.

Fucking entitled millennials. If houses are too expensive, just live in the China cabinet. 

It feels like you’re deliberately missing the point of what he was doing.