You’re making my point for me. Of course MSRP is a made up number. I chose it as my starting point because it’s a number people are familiar with. Can’t tell if your being obtuse or pedantic.

Dealerships exist to benefit dealers? Of course! It’s a business, not a public service.

This article is a master class in ignorance. Congrats!

You’re going to hate the movie Speed. 

How else will people know I’m interesting if I don’t tell them when I dare to buck conventional wisdom?!?

When you negotiate a deal under MSRP, are you a thief? Of course not, so why is the vendor a “stealership” for charging what they can?

Can it make me feel like a god and keep my dick hard for 8 hours, all with no hangover or addictive properties? Because that’s the polypill I want!

Teslas Stans and Tesla Haters are two sides of the same coin. Both are groups with too much of their identity wrapped up in their feelings about a car.

Isn’t that the norm because the DFW area is the Mecca for McMansions where square footage trumps all? They cut costs by putting up crappy textured walls (and other design shortcuts) then use the extra budget to add MOAR SPACE!

This car makes me viscerally angry. It’s almost the perfect car. Hatch. Stick. Fun to drive. Affordable. Just in time to replace my 2016 GTI. But it’s got this dogshit interior that would make living with it a fucking nightmare.

Hello, fellow Mk7 owner. I might be ignorant about how insurance works, but what does your plan accomplish? If your car is worth X dollars, you can sell it today for X dollars, or you can crash it and even if tyou’re determined not to be at fault (there’s some risk in that), the other guy’s insurance will give you .…

I’m sure Guns n Roses had an accountant, but those guys did nothing with their free time besides guzzle jack, fuck groupies and inject heroin directly into their balls. 

Does she?

I assume Trump feels the same way about cars that he does about dogs and beer?

Jesus Christ. This looks fucking awful. Every comedic beat in the trailer is something we’ve seen before and unlike Seth Rogen, Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds or Jonah Hill (to name a few), Hart and Wahlberg are not screen presences I want to spend any time with.

I understand that advertising pays the bills but in the past, didn’t you disclose when a post was  sponcon?  It affects your credibility not to. 

It would be cool! It would also be cool if Ana de Armas came over and gave me a bath.

I have no need for a giant SUV, but I think it’s gorgeous.

I like that that meme gets to quote so wrong!

I appreciate the Nicholas Cage/Face-Off reference.