It’s “nitpick,” not “nit-pic.”

I want this piece of shit doxxed and I want him to know he’s been doxxed.

I make my own coffee at home. It helps me save over $1,000/yr while also allowing me to bore my coworkers to death talking about the finer points of grind size and pour over temperature. 

As a former New Englander, I feel like this is the answer. I also want some tips because I can’t make that swap anywhere near 10 minutes!

Well, I bet you have more money than 90% of people in the world, even if you’re poor by American standards.  Should those people take pleasure when you get a flat tire or ruin a pair of your pants?

The raging boner that people get by hating the rich is frankly embarrassing and so obviously comes from a place of jealousy.

I wish Porsche would sell me a Cayman GTS for a nickel, but dealerships are in the business of selling cars to make money.

True, but the only people more obsessed with Tesla than its fan are Jalopnik readers who do not like Tesla. 

If Alfa Romeos were ACTUALLY reliable, then your take would be merely offensive.

Personally, I think Mustangs are best enjoyed when they’re moving sideways, plowing into a median, while exiting Cars and Coffee. At least that’s when I get the biggest kick out of them. 

Well timed article. I’m 46y old and spent most of my life valuing fitness. As recently as two years ago, I was playing in local tennis tournaments and completing 120 mile bike rides through the mountains.

I’m not the OP, bub.

I recommend she get in touch with Taika Waititi. 

That’s a uniquely specific and wildly out of left field conclusion. Curious where your head is at that that came to mind. 

The original DM might have been a joke, but since more than half the people here didn’t read it that way, it’s the very opposite of “quite obvious.”

The primary intent of a joke is to elicit a laugh and is usually unserious. I believe Stenberg was being sincere and her primary intent was to voice a complaint.

You got me to click, but at what cost to your reputation?

This looks great, I love it.

I think you’re confused. 

It’s such a smarmy thing to say but totally consistent with the recent trend of co-opting the jargon of self-help and pop sociology to bolster your own position.