Oh, how edgy. 

Regardless of our politics or the debate about the intersection of cars and constitution, I am astounded by the arrogance it takes to be a non-paying customer and tell the creator of the content you consume for free that she is “not welcome.” Truly, who the fuck do you think you are?

Trump has never said anything best because he’s a mumbling, incoherent moron whose only thought is “how can I use this person to help myself.”

C’mon, man. First of all, a new car is better than an old car and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise.

The “critical reevaluation” of old stuff seems to have become a staple schtick of modern pop culture journalism and is never as compelling as the author thinks.

I mostly love it. Everything about the exterior design up to the rear wheels is gorgeous. Perfect mix of modern with just enough implication of old school elegance. Not crazy about how a sleek, smooth design transitions into a bubbly Porsche 928 backside, but I trust it’ll look better in person.

Car companies keep dropping awesome new cars in our lap and all people want to do is bitch when they don’t match up 100% with the imaginary wish list in their own head.

Didn’t know Stevie Wonder was a Jalopnik commenter. 

/Vomits in own lap. 

Oh, go fuck yourself, you condescending prick.

Great choice. I’m in a similar boat, but likely going for the M2. Gimmee the last of that ICE, M, manual fun!

Agreed. Saw him in 2008 and it was an awesome show. Three plus hours of high energy.

Currently drive a 2016 GTI and am looking for something in the same class (small and fun) but a little more of everything.

Oh, man. I stand corrected again. Thanks. 

Fair point. I hadn’t considered variable rate billing, although it doesn’t appear the author of this article did either. 

Respectfully, this is nonsense. It is not possible to defeat physics and the laws of thermodynamics. This strategy sounds appealing, but it will not work.

I think you’re right that some people feel that way, but I also think some people are genuinely brainwashed and bought in. 

What car lights up the dash when the headlights are off?

Gen X and proud, but The Boss belongs primarily to the previous generation.

Everybody’s dad is going to be so stoked!