Amen. Almost all of the new ambient lighting, besides being distracting, makes your car look like a cheap strip club.

I’m not embarrassed to have been a big Metallica fan but I am embarrassed that I used to think Lars was a good drummer. 

1987 called and it wants its “X year called and it wants its Y back” joke back.

C’mon. Those are not the only two possibilities. 

I am utterly flabbergasted. I had no idea this was a thing and my mind is genuinely blow.  

I’m 45 years old and have been into cars for a long time and somehow this is something of I’ve never heard of. Like you, it would drive me insane. Part of it is my preference for order and balance in design, but it just seems remarkably impractical. I can’t even believe this is a thing. It would be like if you told me…

Wait, what?  The steering wheel is not centered relative to the seat?  I’ve never heard of that but it sounds like a recipe for major discomfort on any drive longer than 20 minutes. 

You’re scolding people for spending their money on things that make them happy, projecting the ugliest motivations on them and all because you’re salty cars are expensive. Why do you even care, since you have all the self restraint and will just wait for prices to drop? It doesn’t affect you.

Can it differentiate between normal perspiration from driving and when the owner is getting fucked by a high priced call girl?

You completely missed her point. 

You can mute voice directions so your audio never cuts out and split screen functionality is available, at least in my 2016 GTI. 

This kid is living her dream and appearing in a fucking Marvel movie. Her talent and accomplishments already surpass 99% of the people aiming their insecurity at her.

I bet Andy Serkis was pissed when his agent told him he lost the Gleek part. 

Hey Jenna, is it true that you got fucked by a pack of Dobermans? No?

Worst take ever. 

Jezebel is remarkably consistent. Women are always the victims and men are always to blame.

Wow. With the exception of Community (no opinion), you just listed some of my absolute favorite shows.  That was a tough run!

I agree with your larger point but Steve Martin is a terrible example. He wasn’t political, but his act crossed all sorts of lines. He was singular. 

I had an Integra GS-R in my mid-20s. It was a great car and started me on the journey to “enthusiast.”

Tiguan was my thought, too. My wife insists on a crossover and the Tiguan is good looking, not overly huge, and has a nice interior, but it’s so damn slow.