You’re right that that would be cooler. Or an old-timey up/down switch.

Wow. I respect your opinion, but you’re the first person I’ve ever heard say that GnR sucks. I’m not mad because taste is subjective, I’m just shocked.

I like the way they look and reduces the chance of curb rash while parallel parking. 

Yeah, the start button is great for a dozen reasons. I don’t know how you could not love it. 

Zing!

“Got ‘em!”

You don’t understand what “whataboutism” means.

In other news that won’t make it to Jalopnik, thousands of other cars had mechanical or electrical issues today!

Red hot, baby!!!

A vast injustice!

This is on me for apparently not being clear. I’m not hand wringing or coming at this from a “woke,” perspective, I was making the point (poorly, apparently) that what she said is trite and vapid. The fact that you describe it as “a typical actor’s story” suggests we agree.

“It just shows you’re where you’re supposed to be.”

Please don’t mistake this as support for Russia, Uralkali or any Mazepin, but Haas knew exactly who they were partnering with so I don’t see how they can claim Uralkali damaged their reputation.

I love that manual sports cars are hanging in there. Thanks, Toyota!

Tesla, or any company, is free to run their business however they like. And we as consumers can vote with our wallets.

How many labradoodles does it carry?

Damn. What did this girl do to you that you’ve got so much anger towards her all these years later???

I like to think I’m not a monster either, but from a utilitarian perspective, Tucker Carlson’s death would be a strongly positive net to society so I feel fine wishing bad things on him. 

I don’t want to burst your bubble but the merchandise at Saks Off Fifth generally isn’t high quality stuff, despite the label.

Fucking cops. I’m a clean cut white guy who gets off with warnings every time I get caught speeding and even I hate the police. I cannot imagine the rage that less privileged people feel towards those assholes and I admire the restraint it takes to not ambush every pig out there.