I disagree that irony never left. It’s been gone for a while. And just like how it supplanted sarcasm, it was itself replaced by snark.

Anything other than 100% pure maple syrup tastes so gross to me. 

I see people repeat this a lot but what is the point?  That because the science on one food changed we should ignore the science on all foods?

Cmon. Oreos are delicious and just fine in moderation, but something is either healthy or unhealthy. Which one describes Oreos?

Try decaf. You angry white men are wound so fucking tight. 

This show reminds me of The Walking Dead in that it’s got a great premise, a strong first season or two, then it just runs out of story to tell and grows repetitive.

*FART*

Fine. Would you agree that Abu Dhabi was handed to Max on a silver platter?

This is the dumbest take on the issue that I’ve ever read.

“Baby, I appreciate the thought, but can we wait ten minutes - I’m giving the eulogy up here!”

No, Bush was not Hitler. He was a useful idiot.

I don’t mean to be crass, but I think every guy’s love language is “receiving unexpected blowjobs.”

To be fair, Donald Trump is every bit as monstrous as Adolf Hitler, fortunately he just happens to be far less adept.

If they all had the typo, why couldn’t that also be “someone on the force playing stupid games?”

Every time there’s a post that’s critical of Tesla, there’s always a post like yours. “Here come the weird nerds,” it smugly says, or it posts that Simpsons cartoon for the billionth time.

As others have already said, it’s not just about two writers leaving. It’s about the fact that Jalopnik and all of its sister sites continue to get worse in every imaginable way with no bottom in sight.

I wish Verstappen spoke up and said he didn’t want his first WDC to come like this. And I wish Hamilton followed and said he didn’t want his record breaking WDC to come as a technicality. And I wish they both agreed to settle the season on the track with a five lap shootout at the Nordschleife which would have…

Why would we? Becoming a physician requires 8 years of school and another 3-8 years of additional training. A nurse needs four years, tops. 

Beaucoup. It’s French for “a lot.” Not bookoo.

Beat me to it. It was one of the originals.