I shake my baby. Quiets her right down so me and her mom can do meth in peace. 

As the kids say, “Tell us you don’t watch football without telling us you don’t watch football.”

I’m sure if it were Indigenous people protesting land rights, the police would have no problem finding a solution that ends the standoff quickly.

I wish luxury and size weren’t paired.

The guy that would have won the WDC if not for an egregious, improvised rule change is yesterday’s news?  Interesting take. 

So salty!

Bam always sucked. While the others were gleeful, he was mean spirited. While the others took their lumps with a laugh, he was always petulant.

I was trying to think of something gross that my girlfriend (lived together five years) does and I’ve got nothing. Which made me realize that I’m the gross one. 

I don’t find that particularly gross, but it is the behavior of a crazy person.

Can any lawyers explain why the charge is “aggravated assault?” I mean, it’s that, but it’s also an attempt to murder someone, or as the legal system falls it “attempted murder.”

Who pissed in your coffee?  Jesus. 

1) Resumes barely matter because most jobs are secured through networking.

This was really . . . a collection of bad impressions. 

All good questions except for “how do you handle performance issues?”

You can’t finance a repair so for someone who may not have $3,500 in savings (that’s most Americans), a different car - new or pre owned - might be the only feasible choice.

Antiwork on Reddit is the biggest bunch of crybabies I’ve ever seen, and they don’t appear to have ever thought even one step ahead about the consequences of their demands.

I think I would say “I’m going to pay for my own order. Whatever the person in front of me left, just give it to the guy behind me.”

“Ohhhhhhhh, fuck.”

As always . . . you have the answer. Is it awesome to be a super mega expert in everything? Does it make the crippling self doubt vanish?

I have a manual, 2016 GTI with a Stage 1 tune. I’ve had it for almost 6 years and 60k miles and it’s been one of my favorite cars. So far (knock on wood) it has been 100% problem-free and despite the goon this morning that named it as “overrated,” it’s a lot of fun to drive and been the perfect one-car garage.