I always assumed it’s because I have a great ass.

When seven people tell you the same thing, I’m sure you also learned something, so I’m proud of you, too!

“They is” makes much more logical sense, but it’s also a construction that’s part of African American vernacular which, sadly, is sufficient reason for it to never be normalized by Americans.

I had thought that “guys” evolved to the point where it was gender-neutral, but I’ve been corrected by enough women to know that’s not true.

I can’t even say these two bore me to tears because I don’t even find them interesting enough to bore me to tears.

Carolla is such a good talker, it’s shame his brain sucks at thinking.

1) “Where am I going to work when Spanfeller fucks this all up?”

Pardon my ignorance and please don’t take this as an insult of Thunberg:

I’ve always felt like JB is a guy with a tremendous skillset, but whose immense talents don’t really translate to the big screen.

Sydney Is Choking On The Most Toxic Air On Earth

The only dialogue in the movie is those three yelling, “Well, actually” over and over at increasing volume.  It’s meta as hell.

My mom had a 1987 Saab 900 Turbo in Rosequartz. It was a stick, and momma had a lead foot.

“The issue”, at least as you initially stated it, was that the trailer didn’t have a single joke. When somebody showed that was untrue, instead of just going, “oh, yeah,” you decided to shift the issue into a debate about whether that line was actually a joke.

It’s a line written to elicit laughter. That’s absolutely a joke.

Bill Clinton, a white southerner, is regularly complimented as being well spoken.

Ready Player Two?

Whatever we drive, we can probably all agree that being honest with oneself is a good principle.

Since you mentioned bears and Charmin, I present a commercial far more puzzling and annoying than any WASPy, aspirational nonsense from Peloton:

Chris Rock covered this 25 years ago.

Cool, but I can go to RedTube.com and see thousands of free movies about Erector Sets.