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Frozen Soviet Sex Lizard from Space
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It’s the Browns. Look at the list of quarterbacks they’ve had over the last 16 years and then explain to me how Clausen wouldn’t be par for the course. The dumpster fire in that stadium is only comparable to the nearby lake that is also occasionally on fire.

Did you miss the part where he went to inpatient rehab for alcohol abuse?

That’s great except for the “just got out of rehab” part and the “getting ready to piss away his NFL career” part.

Do you keep saying “...and feeding you...” over and over until jumps in with the spelling?

Like... ssssssssssssssssss.

That's fine. I'm just saying I think you feel that way because you didn't get it.

“It’s being dumb to make a point” was the thesis of the entire article. The article you just commented on. Did you read the article?

That’s sort of the idea. It’s being dumb to make a point. It's a spoof of the pro-military fascism that pervaded many action movies of the time.

I saw this movie on a first date. I loved the movie, did not get a second date.

They at least did Sealab 2021 right (with the Goz Cola making me sad).

You forgot all the dirty work those white guys do, and the FILM STUDY! Good God, let Ron Jaworski tell you about the film study (please, it’s all he’s got anymore).

Don’t forget scrappy!

this is how most christians feel when they’ve ordered coffee from starbucks

Reminds me of the time I pulled my money together for my first stick of 128 megs of ram.

Reminds me of the time I pulled my money together for my first stick of 128 megs of ram.

Perhaps we could get Ben Carson to do it while holding a lock.

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

Hopefully he does a better job in three years when he’s coaching the Bills.

Actually, the stadiums in Brazil are better — there’s no carpeting at all.

Agreed. Athletes today are pampered. For example, back in the day when a gritty old-schooler like Dale Earnhardt slipped on a ring of concrete you didn’t hear him complain even once afterwards.