I will always take the opportunity to use a photo of Eli in a helmet.

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Theoretically, before every snap under center he is a sandwich.

I don’t know that “brain surgeon” is quite the synonym for “intelligent” that you think it is.

Knowing JPP’s talent, I’m sure getting those sacks will be a hell of a lot easier than counting them.

It really was a beautiful night, though. Royals Santa stuck around and blue all the kids.

I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

What, you couldn’t go with the bigger picture?

Isn’t the York blueprint to get the fan base riled up briefly in order to build a new stadium and then not give a fuck after that?

“What’s this about dead hookers??”

I must have read “plays in the same city where his father starred” as “played for the Stillers”.

“Where do porn stars go when they die? They don’t go to orgies where the semen flies. They go to a Lake of the Ozarks bottomless party & try... Not to get harassed too badly. See em there on the 4th of July....”

Man, a lot of fires there lately...

Nice. Without whistleblowers like you, journalists would be able to use any old verb they prefer.

If you could only find the right spot to stick the magnet on the back of the ONTV box, then there would only be a few wavy lines.

I don’t see Playboy adding male/female penetration, nor even actual lesbian sex, but I could see the solo shoots including (a little) masturbation, a la Twistys.

I wouldn’t get too upset. It’s not like it’s permanent. It’s just going to cost a little money to get rid of it all.

“That looks nothing like Magic Johnson.”