OK, now that I’ve said that, my new head cannon has that there’s an 8-track player in the land speeder with a copy of In A Gadda Da Vida stuck in there on permanent repeat. Luke just bought the speeder that way and hates it, but Ben insisted on listening to it the entire way to Mos Eisley...

When Rovell helps me get a goddamn 4.9-star-rated Roomba for $399, I’ll start following him.

Dude. I am going to reply to you exactly once, and I’m doing it in the place that will bring as few as possible of your creepy-ass obsessive posts about this into the black.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

Oh God Damnit.

This isn’t the best case to make that point on. The judge knows at least what is in the PSR, which out to be fairly detailed, and also what is in whatever sentencing memos the parties may have submitted.

Violent offense versus non violent offense. Hard to compare the two as equal things ethically.

I think that at the time they weren’t totally ready to move on. They also may have been trying to protect potential trade value.

Ha... no haggle, no hassle... one of the greatest myths of the car purchasing world. There is ALWAYS room to move, and you can bet the dealer will always move in a direction more financially favorable for them.

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

I went to a dodge dealership a while back to look at a 392 challenger. When I got there I looked and looked and couldnt find it. So I asked a salesman where it was and he took me to the challenger. To find out it was a V6 challenger redline package with SRT badges on it everywhere. The salesman still tried to tell me…

Sea Otter Jones

It’s all good... I just got a kick out of it.

Beckham was already fined once this season for throwing a punch/punches at Bills players. Add in his 3 personal foul flags plus the numerous ones that for some reason weren’t thrown and it was time for the NFL to step in.

LOL, thus marking the only time I’ve ever heard Amari Cooper be referred to as “some rookie.”

Yes but that was before Concussion was set to be released. And before pearl clutches really got into the zone.

yeah but Joe Buck didn’t call the Raiders/Bengals game

It’s pretty obvious he was pissed about a team with one loss being called undefeated. No one understands that meme at all, so I can see why he got so angry.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

I absolutely love it when clips of this show end up on Last Week Tonight.