Making it funnier? I have an extension on that turns it to “your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving”, so this article appeared like this to me:

*snickers*

Suddenly, it’s the summer of 1995 and my Colombia House box just got in.

... and here I thought he was fighting an uphill battle when he decided to argue what makes a person Christian with the Pope.

Kid’s got a face that says “I eat paste when no one’s looking”.

I really feel like I’m more offended by the fact that after good loving, the best I could get from Bey is treated to Red Lobster.

This explains why Russell Wilson was going to listen to people discuss Deflategate, but first insisted that they let him dispel the misconception that Tom Brady doesn’t know what he’s doing because Tom Brady knows exactly what he’s doing.

Slightly OT, but any time I see a car festooned in LSU shit, I assume whoever is driving it is about to pull a dickhead move. I’ve got about an 85% success rate with this predictor, and just pulled that number out of my ass.

I said to myself, you know, it doesn’t matter which version of Robin Hood it is, it’s worth $5 as long as it’s not—

I said to myself, you know, it doesn’t matter which version of Robin Hood it is, it’s worth $5 as long as it’s not—

Superman underwear: A sure sign that shit’s about to get weird.

Great joke, everyone give this guy a hand.

I’ve been there three times, once was for a live show, the other two were for work functions with folks who borderline threw a tantrum about going there while they were in town.

I live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, and work(ed) at two different national/international corporate headquarters here. What I’ve learned is, you can quickly separate the douchebags from the group by seeing who, when in town for a meeting or trip, insist on going to Gas Monkey Bar and Grill.

This really has no bearing on anything, but my mom (who was a big football fan) used to call Mike Carey “Mr. Smiley” for reasons I never could quite understand.

Kinda OT, but growing up Conservative, I will take the time to just say this: Fuck Ronald Reagan.

“ Terricka — who is craving Taco Bell and Five Guys these days — is looking forward to when her newborns arrive. But as for having more in the future? She plans to get her tubes tied so that doesn’t happen.”

Look, he’s got a point. I mean, he’s just saying that we can’t be concerned with the health of people exploited saved from a lower socioeconomic classes whenever there’s profits to be made for human gargoyles team owners.

Which, hey, I’m all for. The problem is that’s clearly not what happened in Nevada when it should have, and part of me thinks that’s because this administration is still, pardon the pun, gun-shy when it comes to being heavy-handed with right wing paramilitary types.

I agree that rolling in tanks is the wrong thing to do, or doing anything to “legitimize” their beef with the federal government. I have no easy answer.

I wrote extensively elsewhere, but I get that not giving them the Armageddon they’re looking for is preferable, but by the same token, we can’t just keep letting this shit slide, can’t just keep letting them showing up in numbers armed to the teeth be a deterrent to getting arrested.