Best way to get into Beckham’s head is to use props, which is why the rest of the NFC East that’s still in contention has hired Carrot Top for each game against the Giants.

I don’t know. That move by Jones seemed outside the realm of normal play, as did Beckham ear-holing Norman... which is why I think they should have had roughly the same punishment.

I mean more like the Fail Mary when it’s for all the damned marbles. I know it’s not a bold claim and I’m not going to be Nostradamus if I’m right because the sample size of the season seems to indicate they’re fucking up a lot.

Sure, but my point is that he should have been ejected if the refs were doing their jobs. I’m not saying Beckham is a first-time offender, but he’s also not exactly Suh (well, he wasn’t).

That’s the thing, I’m not even trying to clutch pearls about this. It was a dirty hit, it definitely damages his reputation and if he keeps it up, his marketability.

Are we lucky, or just missing out?

I couldn’t remember who it was, honestly, and didn’t bother to look it up. Oops.

I’m not going to defend Beckham, really, but this is a shining example of how uneven the discipline process is in the NFL.

All honesty, do you really believe that Odell Beckham, Jr. thought they were going to come after him with baseball bats?

Genuinely concerned about how the NFL is going to get its collective shit together on officiating before it fucks up a playoff game or the Super Bowl.

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I think that Parks and Recreation is the safest bet out of all of these thanks to the varied political beliefs of my extended family. Your conservative father-in-law who complains about the “Gay Agenda” anytime a commercial for “The Fosters” on ABC Family comes on, for example, will gravitate towards Ron Swanson…

(officers laughing)

Guess Rich [Dalrymple] fixed that shit after Dez repeatedly asked him to.

No, he would only have to do that if he’d have asked if Kennedy enjoyed having “n—-as cum on [his] face,” also out of the Kobe playbook.

Yeah, I’m wondering if Silver will go back and review this differently now that Kennedy’s sexuality is a matter of public record.

I’m actually kind of surprised that it’s only one game if it was an “open secret” in the Association.

Ah yes, the Buffalo Soup Kitchen.

Ah yes, auto-abortion at late term because abortion available during the first trimester probably wasn’t available. I guess this is one of the better case scenarios in that both the mother is alive to face charges and didn’t hemorrhage out in a dirty bathtub.

I had my first real fuck-up at an office party last year. Well, more like after.