I mean, they have a point. We’ve seen how coming forward as a victim of sexual assault (especially when the accused is in a position of power or authority) is a short path to fame and fortune in this country.

“It could be as simple as someone at the cleaners grabbing his pants and transferring the skin cells,” he told KOCO. “None of what the detectives said surprised me. They can make anything look sinister, and that’s what they attempt to do.”

I said it just a second ago, but with a web-based management site, which is nothing to build, I’d have bought one already. This feels like a half-baked Kickstarter without it.

Massive. I would have bought it right this second if there was a web or Android option for set-up.

Coach Mitsubishi Montero Sport just can’t stay in games because of that.

Sir Shits-Himself-at-Meetings is probably still available, but Ainge my reject that because it doesn’t have any child rape connotations.

I’m sorry, but are we no longer doing HOT FUCKIN’ STOVE as a tag?

Eh, crass opportunist, I’ll accept. I can’t defend it. I think the point of this article is kind of that we all are, some of us just don’t even know it. Not that this justifies me reaching deeper into the pool of blood than most, but it’s all blood money when 54% of your tax dollars goes to Defense and it’d take a…

I’ve written elsewhere about it, but I have building AR-15s as a hobby (an unusual one that I understand probably should go away tomorrow, and if it did, I’d probably move on to wood burning or something).

I don’t trust Gruden to abide by any of the ground rules (even if there are none!) set forth because he says that Hooters is the Greatest Restaurant in the World in his radio spot and sounds like he actually believes it.

Drew, I know recently Gianna’s done more interracial stuff, but there was no need for the racial slur.

Yeah, Marshall has been extremely open about his past struggles with mental issues and his ongoing treatment of those issues.

So, I think the question we all have this Friday morning is how much did his relationship with Olivia Munn contribute to the clutch play, or was it something Rodgers had to overcome?

I’m sorry to have even briefly derailed the rest of this Q&A where people are asking really insightful questions (which has me now ordering your book) with a stupid “Holy shit, that guy looks like Jon Hamm” when it’s actually Jon Hamm because I got too excited to actually read the goddamned article.

Anyways, Ralph…

Because I’m a goddamned moron, I looked at the header image and said... “Goddamn, Alan Sepinwall looks a fuckload like Jon Hamm.”

Bill Burr nailed it. If you spend any time at home alone, you need a dog just to bounce ideas off of watching the news. “You see this shit, these bankers stole billions of dollars AND they’re getting a bonus? You believe this shit?”

Oh I don’t do baby talk, there’s just obviously no expectation of a conversation.

My advice is... don’t teach, show. I don’t necessarily mean inappropriate words, but I’ve been talking to my kid like an adult since she was old enough to respond back with “What’s that mean?”

Talking to a baby like an adult is fucking stupid in my opinion, but when you can hold a conversation, hold a conversation…

I really do re-think the use of the word “hilarious” after that bit. Hilarious means you’re damned near delirious. Some things have been hilarious to me, but not even 1% of what I’ve called hilarious.

I was actually referencing a favorite movie of mine, Blazing Saddles.