Not gonna lie, I totally would have blamed this on the Langoliers.

don’t act like you didn’t think it was pretty interesting and were secretly hoping for a full-on riot like the rest of us.

This video tickles my inner child so much I feel like was mentored by Kevin Johnson.

I will always champion those who break the unwritten rules of baseball, because the unwritten rules of baseball are all, 100%, yes even your favorite one, fucking stupid.

The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

I’m opposed to the death penalty, but I believe that Bielema should be sent to the gallows, and executed on national TV without a trial.

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

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Kids, this is the ONLY way to reference an Anchorman quote.

You know, maybe it is just the audio aspect of it. I kind of agree. But I prefer a male voice, with more bass, with xenophobic opinions, who occasionally costs taxpayers millions of dollars in public funding for a failed video game, and doesn’t totally believe in evolution.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

Yeah, like you ever got that far.

The rampage ended when Johnson was given a “super vitamin” that turned him into a mild-mannered, peace loving gigantic lizard.

I would totally watch that sitcom.

By the way, it’s hard to debate someone with such an awesome name. #CleganeBowl #GetHype.

Flake might be the most aggressively fiscally conservative Senator on the Hill. For the past 2-3 years he’s been doing a March Madness bracket for the most wasteful government spending programs, and his comms team is always looking for other ways to make fun of ridiculous programs.

But what if he is.

This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

You guessed it, Frank Stallone!