The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

Well, if that’s the case, Adam, why didn’t you just post the- JESUS CHRIST, DUDE, PUT THAT FUCKING THING BACK IN THE HAZMAT BIN!

Really unlucky timing by Cuban. Jordan took his date to an arcade and to impress her, promised to break the high score on the “Super Shot” game.

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

If you leave the brim sticker on your hat, you’re a douchebag. Thanks for making it easier for us to spot you.

Great work by Overalls No Shirt bartender as well. Who cares if one of your customers has been punched, another bucket of Sea Breeze to slop together.

You’re aware the 2nd picture of the AC-130 is launching DEFENSIVE DECOY flares, not firing dangerous weapons right?

Maybe you should have found a gif of an AC-130 firing all its guns in a pylon turn?

Oh no! Not the dreaded 8 game sample size!

And that scrap heap lug? You guessed it: Kendrick Perkins.

Think how happy this would make your family if it was your suicide note.

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

Can’t believe I forgot its emergency medicinal value!

True story: I was once visiting a friend in the Tenderloin district of San Francisco, and I was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of SpongeBob SquarePants. A crack(?)head came up to me and asked me why I was wearing a shirt with Jesus on it.

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

Captain America: Baby Eater

Or tubing down the river.

I am choking down the 6 pack I bought of this. It was between the Prickly Pear and the Ruby Red and I chose incorrectly. Do not like, but apparently there are people who do.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”