IT DOESN’T MATTER WHY YOU COME HERE!!!

Why’d you forget to include Gronk?

Hail Hydra.

That VOICE! I basically spent all of last weekend saying things as Robert Durst.

i want to know - what happened to the head!!! they mention that durst went back to get it...but where did he say it went!

I would add that if you are into Ben Wa balls, and boil them for cleaning, please buy a pot that is only used for this purpose. No one wants to eat pasta boiled in your sex juices.

Tennessee Titans: 111-144-1, .435

For the Amazon one:

For the Amazon one:

I couldn't find one.

I couldn't find one.

Fuck the Giving Tree and its unreasonable standards of parenting. I want to retire not be a boat for my kids.

He's just working on his 12 step drop.

I'm liking this even though you didn't read everything on offer.

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

Why do you routinely insist on clouding the issues with facts, sir? You are obviously unfamiliar with Kinja, and politics.

It's a child's RIGHT to die of measles! Freedom-hater!

Look man, I love your work, but you're just wrong on this one.

As someone who lives near the epicenter of the current measles outbreak (Disneyland), the anti-vaxxers (and there are a lot of them here) drive me insane. What kind of selfish, self-centered douchebag is willing to risk the well-being of their child and the well-being of everyone else because you're not smart enough…

[Jury finds Aaron Hernandez guilty of murder]

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.