Ah, sweet, the Dumb & Cunty show is on!

I don’t know why I clicked this...
Please enjoy whatever revenue this may have generated.

Nothing screams equality quite like having to earn the right to be a woman.

I’d be all like “lady models are way too... much fun to render”, personally.

Then Vlad the Elector’s.

She’s the Meg of the Trump family. Nothing more.

In latin it means whale’s vagina.

Someone wanna tell her that’s not where a tampon goes?

DON’T MANSERVICE ME YOUR MANIME!

Nothing breaks immersion for me quite like randomly jumping for no good reason. I’ll often start a game over if it’s early enough into the story, because OCD.

When you can prove to me that they are suffering, run a telethon commercial, maybe play a little Sarah McLachlan... I’ll get choked up and pick up my phone and donate.

I’m not, I’m saying I won’t lose any sleep over it.

“Kangaroo Jack Thwarts Crim In Underoos”

5) Maybe learn Portuguese.
6) Maybe.

Being congratulated by finger waggers only gives me erections, not shame, just so you know.

Yeah, let’s all feel bad for stealing from old, rich white dudes.