His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

• when you choose to work out doesn’t matter as long as you do it
  

For the right price, I could sell you a print of your wife peeing on it.

Did you hear the Big Boss Man theme a lot?

Now you made me remember a Donald Duck comic I read 50 years ago where Scrooge McDuck sees how crowded with traffic highways have becomes and decides to build a restaurant that straddles over he highway and rolls on wheels down it to serve stuck traffic. I am wasting precious brain cells storing memories like these.

Red Green agrees !

Poor Luigi always getting shafted, even when it’s about him.

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

You’re right. Unsubstantiated rumor. Like Obama’s birth certificate and his religious affiliation. Or that he took more vacation days than any other president. Stuff like that, eh?

“Up the ass. No lube. No spit. No foreplay. Rough. Very very rough.”

I read from a reliable source that Trumps experts have invented what can only be described as “Anti-lube”.

Are you sure that it wasn’t Nirvana - Territorial Pissings?

Hey ask me why my copy of Elder Scrolls Online for PS4 is still in the shrink wrap

Do you have any evidence of this?

It’s a reasonable conclusion given the evidence. I mean, I don’t know if the Earth is round by I got a lot of evidence that says it is. Most of it coming from a few sources. Wanna tell me it’s flat?

He won’t accept it unless it was in TMZ.

Actually they accidentally cut that sentence short:

Great point... He only likes the right KIND of fame. But since he’s basically a stunted kindergarten bully, he thought he wanted any kind of mega-fame, the more the better; he forgot that the Presidency doesn’t just make you the most famous, but also the most scrutinized, the most criticized, & the most hated. The…

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.