Shame he doesn’t play for Whale’s Vagina. That’ve been a slam-dunk of a reference.
Shame he doesn’t play for Whale’s Vagina. That’ve been a slam-dunk of a reference.
By scalpers, you mean Trump aides who can’t even pay people to take tickets from them, right?
Is that a printout of his EKG underneath his photo there? No wonder he’s so unhinged??
That’s my point - if it’s the same system and yet shoplifting still happens all the time, then it’s not a very good system.
Then why don’t retailers use the same system? If a teenager can get away shoplifting...
Little young to have pencil eyebrows, ain’t she?
Mythbusters tested a lot of ‘em, I don’t think any of ‘em worked.
It’s super disconcerting that a member of law enforcement has a Confederate flag on his uniform.
Right, ‘cuz he has a (tiny) finger on the pulse of what’s funny. It’s us who are wrong. I’m glad he tweeted me straight; for a minute there, I was laughing my ass off. Can’t have that, now can we?
Looks like the #notall___ is on the other foot.
Geez, if you were on the fence with Rush, this video wasn’t going to help.
If they ever do a Rush movie, they gotta get Tom Hanks to play Neil.
“And I’m going to get it done with my two YUGE hands! See? Not tiny, YUGE.”
Came here to tut-tut you for your use of the word “styluses”, but it would appear the geniuses at Merriam-Webster think it’s fine.
This is why I don’t have any emotions or feelings of any kind when I hear about some cop dying in the line of duty. I just can’t manage it. It isn’t by choice, it’s just that I’m emotionally spent from reading about this shit, time after fucking time.
(Sung to the tune of “Superman”)
If I hear about emails again, I won’t vote for Clinton, man!