As a 30-something man-child gamer, joke’s on you, I’m unemployed.

Yeah, I pay Netflix for the privileged of watching things in HD... watched Age of Ultron on Netflix and it was bleh quality. Downloaded the first Avengers and it was glorious.

Ain’t it swell???

As a protest to how Amazon treats its employees, I will be torrenting. Ok, no, but that’ll be reason number 2.

Seems like an expensive, roundabout way of saying “please stop loitering in our store, black kid.”

Isn’t leetspeek 2000-and-late?

Do you know how to make this a ringtone? I want this as my mom’s ringtone when she calls me.

I like me some nice side-butt.

“Oh, the cow in the meadow goes ‘Moo’! Oh, the cow in the meadow goes ‘Moo’! Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s how we get hamburgers!”

INA GARTEN DA VIDA, HONEY, DON’T YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOUR STEW-EWS?

In today’s social climate, do not hold your breath. Unless Rockstar includes safe spaces as DLC, but, I mean, it’s Rockstar.

Look on the bright side, Mr. Bean. You only died in a dream sequence in Silent Hill Revelation. The downside, though, is that you were in Silent Hill Revelation.
So, six of one, I suppose...

“We know people are gonna hate Suicide Squad, so the least we could do is put a good song on it every five minutes so that can get some enjoyment.”

Could someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIF that Skyrim Grave Goal for me?!?!

Russia, seriously, shut the fuck up.

I wonder (no I don’t) if anything will come of this?http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/10/11/federal-judge-just-ordered-trumps-child-rape-case-move-forward/

I mean, he is the Teflonald Donald...

“Exactly! Ivanka and, uh... shit. The fuck is her name... it’s right on the edge of my tongue... I wanna say...

Nope. I don’t wanna bang black chicks. Which might sound crazy, but, call me maybe?