Oh god you just reminded me about Bears fans.

When your stadium has half as many seats you have to charge twice as much I guess? Realistically it’s probably like every seat they sell is priced like a lower bowl seat at a normal-sized NFL stadium (and is probably a similar distance from the field), while they cut out the cheaper upper deck seats.

What the FUCK? The Chargers?

I was watching that game with a Miami fan. In the span of 30 seconds he had an emotional roller coaster.

Cowboys fans haven’t sniffed an NFC Championship game in over twenty years and they still smear themselves in feces and jerk off to pictures of the Super Bowl rings they won in the 90s.

Now now, we all know Lakers, Yankees, Cardinals, Steelers and Canadian hockey fans are among the chillest groups in sports.

You can just say beer.

“Feelin’ cute; might deflate some balls later.”

You forgot the comment regarding Pats fans:

What a productive two days you’ve had.

I’m going on Sunday.  Partially because I love live football, and mostly because I intend to get a photo of every handjob sign i see and I don’t trust SNF camera operators to deliver.

Back in February, I was driving from Sherbrooke, Canada back to Philadelphia. At some point around the Vermont- Massachusetts border, I stopped in a bar to get something to eat. And I didn’t even realize I was wearing a Philadelphia Eagles hat. As I was eating, somebody at the bar joked that I needed to take the…

I posted the following yesterday; let’s see how I did!

I can see that my work here is done.

I knew I’d seen Brady’s hat before:

I miss the days when the Patriots were irrelevant and a Red Sox late season swoon was what angered up the locals.

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

If you play fantasy football, you have to follow the injury reports, and the police blotter if you have any Chiefs on your team. “My QB is on the DL with a separated shoulder, and my WR can’t play because of that viral video of him tossing a puppy into a jet engine.”