“Becoming A Less Relevant Franchise Than Tennessee and Jacksonville: A How To Guide: by Dean Spanos.” Coming to a bookstore near you.

Watched a youtube video recently about how season firsthand where the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

I’m guessing at least three of those emails are just Drew using a fake name. Fucking nobody is named Keven. 

This happens to me NOW.

It’s not even like after seasons of 11, 12, 13, and 14 (!) wins there was even a heartbreaking Super Bowl loss. Of course not! Just a single appearance in the AFC Championship game where they lost to - natch - the Patriots.

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

The worst part is, he acts self-aware enough to write in to WYTS and call himself an asshole, but he’s obviously not self-aware enough to not be a gigantic piece of shit. I mean, at least one of the things he listed is a legit dangerous crime.

As a 49er fan I still get giddy thinking about this exchange that happened after The Catch.

Came here for this. Teddy doesn’t act like an asshole because he supports the Cowboys and they drove him to it, he’s just an asshole in general.

Also, IIRC, Kitna was part of the 0-16 Lions squad.  

To be fair, as an Eagles fan, I truly hate the Cowboys more than any team except the Eagles.

Ta-Nehisi Coates once described that the way he pulled back from football was the realization that Jerry Jones doesn’t actually care about winning.

When I read Kellen Moore was our new coordinator I thought it was a joke. He’s a perfect representative for Cowboys fans! A mediocre, ugly white dude with no accomplishments who nonetheless gets promoted every time he fails at his current job.

Jesus, Teddy sounds like an asshole.

My earliest exposure to Cowboy arrogance was realizing that a Central time zone team was hogging a spot on the NFC East division while teams like Atlanta(West!!!) New Orleans (West!!!) and Tampa Bay (Central) were forced into longer travel commutes all because Dallas didn’t want to give up their “rivalries” with New…

“Jerry is just like every other rich asshole owner who prizes belonging more than actually winning, who believes that who you know justifies what you do, and who thinks projecting an aura of excellence creates excellence.”