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question for “David” - what bar is that, Slattery’s? That sign looks familiar, though that bar doesn’t strike me as a Sunday Ticket type of joint.

Well, today I learned that Leslie Frazier is somehow still a coach on an NFL roster! The league really is nothing but a merry-go-round of retreads.

But all that means is that your withholding throughout the year was more accurate. A $0 return/amount owed is the ideal outcome, remember, and that’s all predicated by the accuracy of your withholding from paychecks.

Did “Deadcast” stop showing up in other people’s podcast feed as well? Last one mine shows is from July 18...

Yeah - Rolling Rock. It also happens to be a shitty, tasteless, all around terrible beer. So re-write this shitting on Rolling Rock and everyone wins.

I’ve got no advice on that airport, but I want you to know that your Kincaid handle is awesome

This was the first NFL game I ever attended, and our seats were in the end zone he was kicking at for this play. Because we were 21 y/o college kids we were a little late to the game and just getting seats while he was lining up the kick, so technically the first play I ever saw was this asshole blowing out his knee…

My first instinct here was trying to recall who I was texting with that day, but then I remembered that pretty much every sane and rational Viking fan was preparing for that outcome, and that we are likely complete strangers.

Mine says 83,791. GMail also just told me the other day that I’ve used up almost all of my 15gigs of storage...

Oh my, thinking about this made me realize what a little shit I was at times. I’ll go chronologically with whatever I can remember:

I went back to watch the video because of your comment - was not disappointed.

They arrested these two boobs for it:

You’ve gotta understand that we Vikings fans are a bit delusional right now, drunk off our asses on Bradford-flavored hope. I can talk myself into ANYTHING for this season right now. Aesthetically though, Bradford is back with a familiar coach, surrounded by a betterWR’s, flanked by AP, backed by a better defense, and…

First scoring drive in that SEA game and they get to and-goal, only to settle for a field goal. I remember muttering to either my wife or myself,”we’re going to need those four points later.” Fast forward 3hrs...wide left, game over, see you next year.

I sent this clip to my sister randomly like a month or two ago, made her day. Can't for the life of me remember WHY this was funny that particular day, but I now realize it will be funny for all days until the end of times, and I no longer require a reason to share the joy it brings ever again.

Fuck Kerry Collins.

Those are mine, too (born 1980). The only things that may have come before these for me were Louganis hitting his head on the board at the ‘88 Olympics, and Kirk Gibson. This is weird to say but, it’s like, I vaguely remember remembering them...?

Considering that once Snyder either 1) doesn’t own the Redskins any more, or 2) he dies, and after that we’ll be referring to this category as “The Dan Snyder Memorial Award for Awful Sports Franchise Ownership”, I gotta vote Kroenke this year. Yes, Snyder has always been and always will be a shithead of a person and…

This is good kinda, especially from a self-proclaimed eater of Crayons. (You're handle rules.)