Glad we agree. Upon further reflection, I liken it to the difference between “we’re expecting a baby”, and “I’m having a baby”, basically. Both of those statements are OK - but melting them together into “we’ve having a baby”is bullshit.

There are some gluten free beers brewed now. I cannot say how good or bad they are, but they do exist.

I agree with you on “we’re pregnant”, but does the same rule apply to “we’re expecting”? Is that one a legitimate “we” situation? (I think it is, but I'd never thought about this until right now.)

Counterpoint: the middle seat should cost less! I'm all for that personal hell of confinement costing less, but coach is coach when it comes to baseline misery.

I really wish the commenter Terrible Human wrote this, but still, +1

Kawhi doesn’t bitch about it, either. A couple more years in the league and I think he’ll start ‘earning’ some more rope with the refs.

I think it’s the matchup more than anything (Detroit took three of four from Cleveland this season, I believe), but the Cavs looked very average today. They have no depth at all, and that’s where a team like the Heat can hurt them...assuming a more unexpected upset doesn't happen first.

As a Spurs fan, I’m pretty fuckin’ nervous for this inevitable series. Hoping some other team makes the Warriors sweat a bit in the early rounds, as unlikely as it may be.

Obligatory reply since I chose #3 in the poll:

WAIT! My wife puts down the toilet lid maybe two times out of every 100 trips to the bathroom, but I do 100% of the time because I’m either 1) well trained, or 2) terrified that something will fall out of our medicine cabinet and INTO the bowl (or 3, both 1 & 2). Is she THAT much of an outcast? Or have I confused the…

Wife’s pick (perennially): Ed Burns

I saw this last night, and you nailed the review, Rob.

At the crime scene! LOL

Agreed from a fellow Spurs fan. That said, a W against them is still a W, especially after getting curb stomped in the first meeting. San Antonio didn’t have a great night on offense either but I think what they learned is valuable: control the pace, keep it low scoring and in the paint, and don’t let the Golden State…

At MTSU7, MSU 2, I said “Oh hey, look at that.”

Confession: I am a reformed Urinal Phone Viewer. I was not one of those people who needed to do this 100% of urinal visits, but if I was staring at something on my phone while going into the restroom, I simply wouldn’t stop whatever I was doing on it. I was always paranoid of dropping it in the urinal, but it wasn’t…

I think my sister and I were 9 and 11 at the time of our first (only) childhood visit, and since that was still in he 80's we were perfectly excited for the whole thing. Now you may be closer to the mark with 7-9 years old (call it 8 on avg) because kids seem harder to keep entertained now unless theres a fucking…

A great question! For whatever reason, the ‘Orlando’ trip that several of my friends used to do starting when we were young and poor (because it was warm and cheap and 100% full of people from other places) has simply never died for what can only be described as nostalgic purposes. I concede that there are 100 other…

While I’m basically in full agreement with you, the “Around the World”day-long pub crawl I’ve done in EPCOT a few times has always been a fucking blast. (I last did this at age 34.)

FWIW, I totally misread your prior comment, and just raced at the opportunity to call Mike Wilpon a boob. Carry on!