Full disclosure: I went to Pittsburgh for a wedding with an ex-girlfriend in September 2015. The wedding itself was actually super classy—bride and groom were both Ph.Ds—so I really thought “hey this might not be a bad trip.”

he came out of the tunnel enough to be seen. And, with a name like Villanueva, Trump supporters would want to deport him anyway.

and maybe Villanueva

As I said in a previous WYTS, Rooney Mara is a rare example of two wrongs making a right.

We deserve a 3-13 season to see what Bengals and Browns fans have to go through.

I’ve got a buddy who’s a big Steelers fan. His grandfather was a coal miner who told his dad that he’d be goddamned if he ever saw his son go down a mine.

Big Ben is the least likable player in a league that employs Tom Brady. I now have to root for asshole Antonio Brown to have a huge season for Jon Fucking Gruden because the alternative would bring joy to this mongoloid fanbase. If you could Thanos-snap every Steeler fan out of existence, a Republican would never win…

I think he follows the NFL draft, where playoff teams come after the non-playoff teams regardless of record. Since the Eagles actually won a wild card game, they'll also be after the wc weekend losers (Seattle, Ravens, Houston, Bears).

No matter how bad Pittsburgh is, no one is grateful to live in Indiana.

If all the racist, misogynist, nativist, white supremacist pieces of MAGA garbage actually won every front of the culture war, the males of the species would all be emulating Ben Roethlisberger.

“That’s like the US losing a ground war against the KISS Army.”

I work in an office filled with Steelers fans.

That Trump supporter pic.....

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The only likable guy on this team who is any good at football is JuJu and maybe Villanueva. Nearly everyone else, especially the starting quarterback, are shitty assholes. I would not say that Bell and Brown didn’t cause problems but why is it that pretty much every offensive player who leaves has parting shots…

It’s an honest-to-God pretty city with a lot to do, but the surrounding hills amplify all the assholes’ voices. 

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Sorry, but this is just bullshit. No way Roethlisberger can use PowerPoint.