During a Monday Night Football game he was working, the camera panned on the crowd and focused on an amply-proportioned older lady wearing a Cowboys jersey and cap and logoed hard hat and face painting and a sign and everything.

I enjoyed his schtick in small doses. Unfortunately we were only served large doses...

I witnessed much the same thing. At a Chargers away game once, around 2010, I saw a Chargers fan milling about before the game outside the stadium wearing a Ryan Leaf jersey. I had to approach and find out what the angle was, if he was wearing it as a protest or ironically.

mean, but fair.

like logically, the browns should win the division,

I feel particularly prickly at the painful truth of this: “a cute underdog story in a city that routinely jacks off to its own underdog status.”

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

How the hell have I never seen that before.

Dennis Miller still has it!

Cleveland fans have been so deluded by a single Cavs title — the result of a once-in-a-generation level hometown talent committing an act of charity that would have made Jesus blush — that the Browns trying to replicate that model. But the moral they took from the story wasn’t finding a “once-in-a-generation level…

Dan, it could be worse.

Between being just under .500 last year, acquiring one of the game’s most famous players, and having an absolutely loaded roster and the feverish hype to match, it’s somewhat unnerving how similar the preseason 2019 Browns are to the preseason 2019 Phillies.

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

it’s kinda surreal being a browns fan right now. like on paper this team doesn’t suck, and the steelers spent their offseason imploding, and the bengals are trash, and the ravens are trying to run a navy offense, like logically, the browns should win the division, and yet, just typing that fills me with such…

When you go 1-31 can anything really bad ever happen to you again? 

Managing expectations for this team is like having a two year old. I know you’re going to shit your pants today but if you can manage to keep most of it in your diaper and off the walls we can call that a success. 

God really is a sick fuck for giving Browns fans hope like this.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.