2012, mofos!

Is it that the NFL has lost its QB middle class, or is it confirmation bias because we forget the shitty QBs of yesteryear, but today’s are fresh in our mind? To wit:

I couldn’t have said it better myself. I’d buy Yuengling over some over-hopped Brooklyn super IPA garbage any day.

Hate as a flavor enhancer. No wonder my ex-wife’s cooking was so good.

I got one. If he would have gone anywhere else but NY/NJ and (had the exact same career stats) but got two rings, say in Kansas City, he’d be revered and a sure fire mortal lock for the HOF, with no one suggesting otherwise.

Haha. I mean, the last few years I’ve become a craft beer nerd/snob, but Yuengling is still best of the worst among shitty, mass-produced adjunct lagers.

These two sentences do not belong together:

I just threw up on my fucking shoes.

I’d laugh except for the fact donald trump KILLED THE USFL, a reasonably effective springtime alternative to pro football that could have survived without trump forcing the league to confront the NFL. Every action trump did to set up that anti-trust lawsuit was determined by the jury to be self-inflicted wounds and…

I just threw up on my fucking shoes. Do you see what we let happen, people? The philly fans are smiling. GREAT JOB everyone.

These joints are always staffed by surly dudes who act personally offended that you decided to patronize their establishment. I got an Italian sub yesterday and the guy behind the counter was so annoyed that he had to fire up the griddle that I could hear him literally huffing as he made my sub. He threw the toppings…

I’m honestly staggered by the amazing chemistry of the Eagles this season. Every mic’d-up Eagle in-game video is a delight to watch.

he’s from Mississippi. That’s drinking water.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Lest we forget

A Vikings/ Pats Super Bowl played in the Cities is my dream scenario. My wallet is ready so that I can be one of the few to say I was there when my team blew it in the most spectacular fashion imaginable. Because you know if there is a team that can put the Butt Fumble to shame, it is the Vikings.

The thought of a bunch of Massholes talking about heading up to Hammah Mountain makes me want to shoot myself in the fucking head. Happy Thanksgiving

225 years of slavery probably seemed pretty bad to some.

If we’re going top ten worst years in US history, you’ve got:

He already has that show. It’s called “Halftime”.