He went on tour last year playing all the hits, dressing up in costume and all that. It was awesome!

I’ll admit it: I’m a Weird Al fan. So when I heard he was going on tour again, I thought “fuck yeah, time to nerd out!”
Then the announcement went on to say he wouldn’t be playing parodies, just deep cuts and non-parodies. I mean, what’s the fucking point!? At least they accurately named it the Ridiculously…

I don’t see why not. as his most recent employer, if there are any emails(as Kaep’s lawyer suggests is highly likely to exist and has requested the league to not destroy) that suggest that owners were contacting each other to say “stay away from this guy”, then it seems highly likely that any such email chain will…

In my experience, you say, “Hey dipshit, I can puke in the restroom or I can puke by the soda fountains. At this point, I don’t give a shit anymore.” And then the 16-year-old cast member calls security and you’re banned from California Adventure.

I agree! Like most things in life, I follow Dalton’s advice “Be nice, until it’s time to not be nice.”

As I understand it though, he only opted out because NFL contracts are absurdly set up to give the owners all the power. From the get go everyone knew that huge contract he had was all smoke and mirrors and gave the team the power to cut him at any moment at no cost.

I mean if anything, the 9ners are off the hook. Kaep opted out of his contract for good and proper reasons. It’s the rest of the league that has egg on its face.

I think it’s meant to suggest groupthink, i.e., they’re only doing it because it’s a fad, not because they have any legit grievances. That’s been the go-to response from much of the right, acting as if the players don’t even know what they’re protesting about and neither does anyone else. I can’t tell if they really…

COULDN’T CARE LESS. AS IN “EVERYONE WHO ATTENDS COMPANY-SPONSORED SPORTING EVENTS, REGARDLESS OF CITY, COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME”

Fair enough. I was just hoping your boss was that stupid and wanted to call him a fucking moron.

We have offices in different cities. It is referred to as a “branch”. Like on a tree

So I looked at the comments on that Herald article (shudder) and multiple commenters were calling Kaepernick and other players “tribal.” Is this a new codeword for black from racist white people? I am super confused.

In the past 5 years, I have attended 2 Nationals playoff games for free (2012 against the Cardinals and 2014 against the Giants) because it was 4 hours before the game started and nobody in the office had claimed the company tickets for the game.

The Nationals are SO TALENTED. That makes it worse. Like, whatever the Skins are overall an average NFL team and has been these last several seasons, every now and then breaking past mediocrity but nothing special, but the Nats are loaded. And yet!

yeah i wont look for another bathroom even if i have to do a #1. gimme 2 cookies boom done

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

They will never win a Super Bowl with Dan Snyder as the owner.

I was wondering what to compare Kaepernick kneeling for the anthem to, I’m glad Joe Fitzgerald is here to let me know it’s as bad as domestic violence.

One thing people who don’t live in or near DC should understand about this: The percentage of people who are Caps-Skins-Wiz-Nats fans is pretty small, even among people who are fans of all four sports. There’s a bunch of adjacent but somewhat segregated social, economic and frankly racial groups that vote for one or…