Thank you for a fair take on the Sixers prospects of climbing out of the toilet. (Although, I must point out, 3 years is not “a half decade,” unless you mean those Turner-Thad Young-Holliday teams “sucked,” which I would not totally disagree with.)

Don’t play dumb. Dalvin Cook is a promising rookie running back, but Aaron Rodgers is the best player in the league.

Yeah, it’s crazy that MVP winning quarterbacks get more press than Rookie running backs.

Why do we only see these heart-wrenching essays when the cute guys from the State Farm commercials get boo-boos? The author mentioned that Dalvin Cook was hurt last week and is out for the season on a routine play also. Where was your article then?

In the immortal words of George Carlin:

Rodgers has missed less than 15 games in his career to injury...

1. You have shitty friends

Unless you want to take all contact out of the game and truly destroy it, people are going to get hurt.

As a Minnesotan I was unable to escape the blowback of this event, even as I’ve completely cut the NFL out of my life. I heard my neighbors going nuts, which I assumed meant the Vikings scored. Then the texts from my Vikes pals started rolling in. “Barr 4 prez,” and various other flavors questioning Rodgers’…

Of course this might not have happened if Rodgers had a “health guru” who would make him“smoothies” have him follow a strict “alkaline” regimen like Tom Brady.

Jesus, what do you want, anyone not a linemen can’t be tackled? This is tackle football, not flag football. Seriously, injuries happen, Rodgers has missed less than 15 games in his career to injury, he has done just fine. Part of what makes these guys great is taking the hit and keep on moving. Granted a broken collar…

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

Start boiling some salt potatoes and grilling some Hoffmanns motherfuckers.

I have a different theory:

The asshole who does this is the same asshole who reheats fish in the microwave at work. And in both cases he deserves to get beat with a sack of quarters.

Holy shit, how could you not print the full quote from Gleason re: bittersweet goodbyes?!?

We’ve reached Peak Fantasy when the anti-fantasy-sports takes are worse than listening to someone talk about their fantasy team. Jesus Christ, that was a death march in text form.

Wouldn’t an armchair journalist be someone who criticizes journalists without ever having participated in journalism?

Martha is humblebragging her stupid livestock here, but hey man, prices at the Hudson News are outrageous. If you wanna shell some eggs and take them on the plane for some valuable protein, I won’t bitch.

How evil? We talkin’ ISIS evil, or “mayo on an Italian sub” evil?