The classic “you can’t fire me, I quit!” move.

Let’s remember some prisoners!

Interesting to know that the U.S. isn’t the only country to have Dodgers in political office.

Mondesi did appeal the decision, but the first base umpire was having none of that shit.

The fallacy of false equivalence. The social externalities of a non-running car on your property aren’t anywhere remotely close to those of uranium mining, methmaking, or murder.

A car enthusiast like yourself may see no problem with this.

yeah sorry guy, re: $5000 cars for $500. that’s hoarder talk. if this guy was maintaining some of these cars - i.e. willys, 240z, then yes you could sell them for $5000. but right now you’re lucky if someone is taking your datsun off your hands for $500. it’s free money

I feel for the guy, but anyone looking to collect cars and let them sit like that should really have looked at zoning regulations for the area first. Also, I don’t really sympathize with people who buy this stuff to let it rot as it appears he’s doing. Lots of cars go from “needs work” to “parts only” by being left…

The thing that gets me the most about the Trump Presidency is... “JESUS, IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN A YEAR YET”. Everytime i get fatigue i think, realize it hasn’t been a year yet and think “Yep, over 3 times more of this to go.” With Trump it feels like we’re in the year 2525.

So much LOL here. But your last three, short sentences....

He did condemn them twice that I am aware of, but undercut that condemnation with his “both sides” false equivalence bullshit.

Trump never paid for Charlottesville, true, but when has Trump ever paid for anything? (Either as a politician or as a shitty property developer stiffing tradespeople who couldn’t afford to sue him for unpaid invoices.)

He’s never paid for anything. That’s the entire goddamn problem; he has never had to truly lose or suffer despite all the indignities he’s inflicted. That is his entire despicable legacy.

My best friend went in for a physical once (after not visiting the doctor for a long time). When it came time to look at the results of his blood work, the doctor told him “You need to stop drinking for a month, and come back and do this again.” It scared the shit out of him. He did what the doctor told him, and…

Pro tip: Only give plus-ones to people in serious relationships and/or you know their significant other. No random jabroni some baseball buddy of mine met at wing night is coming to eat and drink for free!

Was not expecting that to end without horrible injury. This is what the internet has done to my brain.

Because in there, he cannot be bothered.

I’m in the middle of wedding planning at the moment and I’d like to start off by saying, fuck this, fuck aaaalllll of this, holy shit kill me.

Oh god being told I can’t drink anymore sounds terrifying. At this point I exercise like a madman mainly to try and offset whatever damage I’m doing to my body as a result of drinking. I’m in my mid thirties and had my vitals checked fully expecting a “you’re fucked” response from the doctor, but holy shit everything…