Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

Speaking of White Flight, I saw this billboard in Cobb County:

2:32 is 28 minutes until 3 o’clock.

I was at the Pick Two game with a British guy from work, it was his first NFL game. He asked me what the Falcon’s strategy was for going for two with a one point lead. I could only offer they had so little faith in their defense preventing a quick field goal that they were preemptively playing for the tie. It was…

Sherman was kinder to Atlanta than Kyle Shanahan was.

Is that where the airport finally fucking ends?

A friend of mine lives in the Atlanta suburb of Wheeling, WV.

It does not fucking shock me in the least that Billy Barcelona is a fucking Pats fan.

A bridge collapsed in Atlanta, there are numerous stickups at Georgia State University, and the Braves moved out of Atlanta to take part in White Flight because corporations are white people too. And yet none of those things compare to the fuckery that was 28-3. 28-3 will be a 30 for 30 special 20 years from now and…

Approved

“Every team is full of bandwagon fans, but Steelers fans really ghost on the team when they dare to flirt with going .500 or worse.”

Pittsburgh is a classic “we do what we do, and you have to stop us”. Which to teams like the Pats is fucking catnip.

You guys kept running zone defense without a strong pass rush. Brady kills that shit. The AFCCG was clinical in his destruction of that D. Dom wrote a great article about it after that game (and he’s a Steelers fan and expressed pretty much the same emotions as you).

Yet we have a goddamn inquisition for a cunt hair’s worth of air out of a ball.

I’m over it. Really.

There are classy sit-down restaurants in Pittsburgh called Franktuary, where they only serve hot dogs and assorted side dishes.

I would’ve given up my internal organs to see a Raven just spear the absolute living fuck out of Tomlin for pulling that garbage.

Next up: Atlanta Falcons.

Am I the only one who can’t see grays anymore? This whole thing is basically pointless if we can’t find the one person who doesn’t know what’s going on and posts in the grays why his team definitely doesn’t suck, why Drew sucks instead, and why liberals cuck.