Fear not, Ray - the cops there did just as shitty of a job when the house of my future brother-in-law and his wife was broken into (also in Coral Gables) a few years ago...and they're doctors. It's not discrimination as much as it is ineptitude, because they can tell by your address which side of the tracks you're on.

ALWAYS unbutton the jacket when sitting - that's how you loosen (or pop) the front button. Whether at an interview or a wedding this is protocol.

Whoever let Dux out of the house in that crime scene of a suit should be reprimanded. Considering his bride looks comparatively better in what's best described as a giant loofah, this could just be Pelini's "what the fuck are these two wearing?" face.

Sounds like they really need to adopt the way that things work in greater D.C., which is another place where not a ton of people live in the district itself, but a ton of people come in/out every day for work, and as such the surrounding areas/counties from both VA and MD need to play ball with the capitol's mass…

Proving "intent" here would also be hard (from a strictly legal definition of the term at least).

Don't even know what a fritter is or looks like! Southern cuisine/specialties are the kind of thing you either don't find regularly up north, or that you have to seek out specifically. Yes, I live in NYC and can find anything anytime or anywhere if I'm looking for it, but I didn't always have these options at my…

Isn't that the same town/area that train wreck of a show Party Down South takes place??? Those poor residents...

I'm not defending it! All I know is that it must be terrible if 1) the reputation Atlanta has for horrid traffic is to be in any way believed, and 2) that the city's new stadium plans for both the Braves and Falcons aren't in locations that will be MARTA accessible, which is indefensible in this day and age of city…

The only definition of Johnny Cakes I had before today came from The Sopranos...

that's the kind of color I was seeking here - thanks!

OK, I'll ask: what are these hushpuppies you speak of? Can these be likened to anything else? I can't even figure out what the finished product here looks like (and I don't know what a Johnny Cake is, either).

She's a bartender, not some prissy yuppie.

Is QB Eagles also named as a plaintiff???

Right! Also would depend on whether said shit was consumed on a recruiting trip and if it cost more than the meal allowance would permit.

Good. The NCAA can eat shit.

She was a recent transplant agh the time and was simply repeating it to me, as it was first presented to her (for what it's worth).

I was once told by a friend who lives in Atlanta that the unofficial name for MARTA is "Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta". Ya'll are a bunch of racists...

Hey, I actually like you around here, knock it off.

Upon a re-read, you're probably right - good call. I still stand by my position that people who do speak in hashtags should be taken to the Sahara and lit on fire, though.

Yeah...I'm an idiot and just spaced out on M&T Stadium being where the Ravens play, as oppose to just another stadium in Anytown, USA.