Its a dumb rule that I’d love to see go away. glad it wasn’t called.

Knowing nothing about the rule, the greatest joy I find in attending a ballgame is yelling “BALLLLKKKKK!!!” every time the opposing pitcher throws over to first.

Egypt broke their own world record time in losing to Israel last night.

Look, the games are always evolving.

I can’t wait to tune in to see if Bob Costas lost his eye.

“...nobody should be punished for trying to protect their race.”

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Muhammad Smalli

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

Big League pitcher, hitter, catcher, and umpire. Four highly trained, world class professionals. Four people who have no fucking idea where that pitch is headed.

where’s his hat

Holmes: Hey, I’m Anthony Holmes.

“I hate you, fence!”

Watching that forward torch the center back like that, I think it’s impressive she only let in 4.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Actually, most put the peanuts away if someone has an allergy to them.

All service animals should be kept in cargo. You ain’t fucking walking on no plane. Any if you need them to calm yourself, you shouldn’t be taking a flight anyway. It is always the same thing. You set something up to help and people abuse it. Like handicapped parking. If it is that hard for you to walk you should have…

I don’t even want to look up what an “Alaskan Bus Ride” is. Whatever you have to do, I guess.