That’s a good headline.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

Vigilante justice is not great. Larry’s going to die in prison, no need for anyone else to ruin their life over him.

[holds it in]

In the same amount of time on Game of Thrones, Jon Snow could have flown from The Wall down to Casterly Rock, then back up, beyond The Wall, killed a few undead soldiers and made it home to flirt with his auntie- all before Seager dropped the ball.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that the lowest priced ticket isn’t actually going to go down?

Didn’t they move to LA or something?

clearly it was to bother you

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.