(1) That's Tony Stewart

I've lost track of what we are supposed to be "distracted" by at this point: The gay player, the teammates' reaction to the gay player, the media's reaction to the teammates' reaction to the gay player, the media's discussion of the media reaction to the teammates' reaction to the gay player, the former coach's…

Yet he was okay with Manziel, and Tebow, and Vick. For some strange reason, he is definitely not okay with Sam. It's alright dude, you can hide behind your silly comments, just like Dungy, instead of just coming out and saying it: "I'm a bigot"

"No need to get 'classy' Michael...we've got that covered." - St. Louis Cardinals Fans

Lost in those numbers, though, is the fact that Ramirez twice got on base via oh-God-I-just-shit-my-pants

At least she's not completely crazy. She got the hundreds of thousands killed in the Holocaust right.

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

"It's just what Toby would have wanted."

can you edit the comment to add my name please

I've invited Isabel Kennedy into Kinja to discuss Chen and Ventura's lack of club etiquette in more detail. I desperately want to know if Chen bragged about his 85 mph fastball.

Team and side are synonymous terms. I would say that side is the preferred term by speakers of British English.

I really, really hope that that letter was signed by a woman.

A truly wise judge would have followed the example of Solomon, and ordered that Dan Snyder be cut in half.

He added, "Like I said, I don't feel bad for me, I feel bad for the horse. And for Victor—I mean, he beat the shit out of that horse, and for what?"

Typical of a racehorse owner, he feels no shame beating a dead horse.

"His total lack of commitment to stamping his feet and holding his breath makes me wonder how serious he is about horse-racing."

This is awesome.

Opponent: I can't believe that something as important as this, which a ton of people disagree with, isn't even open for debate. It's just a huge slap in the face to a whole group of people.

Not surprising if you think about it. Let's add this up, shall we:
Cobb County = 10 letters
Obamacare = 9
Fucks given by libtards = 0
Amendment trampled = 2
Patriots killed at Benghshit sorry can't finish this joke, just got a job at Breitbart