I know this isn't FARK, but if this isn't an instance to use a "Having solved all other problems" headline, I don't know what is.

Oh god I'm so glad I read this whole story. I almost offed myself right then and there when I first heard that Allen was making more home improvements.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

You know, they don't just make up in Australia after a scuffle. They...

Don't open! Dead drove inside.

So this is an example of a world cup event where people fall down and actually get hurt?

I will give him credit for this, though:

When questioned about his decision to send the letter, Snyder explained that it was insensitive to the Native American community for Arrington to call himself a "Redskin" when he was clearly "a Brown."

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Have you ever made a mistake, Joe? Think hard about this one.

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

I completely agree. This has been some entertaining hockey. IMO, the part that disgusts me, and I don't use that term lightly, is the taunting of a clearly concussed player. One day Keith is going to be teammates with some of these guys and there's a certain element of professional courtesy when it comes to safety.…

the "play the right way" generation is trying to smother it in the crib.

From The Desk Of Gary Bettman

"It stings me. It stings the players. That stings our fans. My job is to get it fixed. That's what I intend to do."

man. i'm kinda getting tired of the anti-Kinja stuff.

Too bad Jeffery didn't manage to get a snap shot of the other side of the sign which read 'Kevin Youkillus is a merderer'

joke's on you Jeffrey - you went to an Astros game.

Bobby Hull? what about Al MacInnis?

I would love to go back in time and put a composite in the hands of Bobby Hull. I guess I'd first kill baby Hitler if I harnessed the power of time travel, but Bobby Hull and a composite would be high on the list.