Well, at least they didn't pull this in the final minutes of a conference title game.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

Louisville said coach Bobby Petrino "is aware of the situation."

This is a disgrace, both to Nascar and America.

Can't we all just sing a song?!

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

Sochi Police report [translated from Russian using Google Translate.]

That is a gorgeous view of how it looks to make me feel like an overwhelming pussy.

Q: Why did the Rams owner buy a stadium sized plot of land?

Dare I say this is Deadspin's finest moment. Victory for Le Batard. His 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame nomination process should begin immediately.

The BBWAA regards Hall of Fame voting as the ultimate privilege

Not Pictured: The rolling corpse of Charles Lindbergh.

I don't see any reason to drag the husband into all of this.

Mostly straight guys, and they always at the very least touch and play with them a little. Some have even sucked me off so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me head....

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

The Oilers play in Edmonton, stupid.

two in the beav with an ace up your sleeve

It's a form of digital frotteurism used simultaneously for the female genitalia and anus.

True, called the shocker in it's early days because they never expected it and often had funny reactions, now pretty much standard operating procedure.

Two in the goo, one in the poo