I too have had this thought about being born. . .

As a mother I agree. When Lil Potter was born I thought, "You're so pretty! It's amazing you're not an ugly newborn!" Now I look back at all her pictures and think "man you looked weird." She looked a lot like my bald father.

Little does she know that they're holding hands because they're plotting against her!

Hopefully they didn't have to share a hat.

sorry no squee for me. Newborns look like hairless scrubbed hamsters. Still, congrats to the parents!

I think it's really great that we're finally getting diverse body types on tv.

I think the "She's looking for the right Juan one" is worse than the bad photoshopping.

Pope here. Bears shit in the woods.

It matters. So many people have shite experiences with their high schools - remembering that high schools are supposed to be there for the educational and psycholgical growth of the children in their care is something to celebrate when done with gusto.

Good grief. You and Chef Queef sound like you must be around that age. At 21 you're convinced you are an adult, which sure, by law you are. But you've only been out of your parents house for a couple of years, are still very wet behind the ears and you're not even old enough to rent a fucking car.

Oh god all the feels.

Haha what? Libel would not apply here. She's stating her opinion that he was selfish in their relationship and treated her badly. That is not a "fact" which can be libelous, since it is inherently not falsifiable. You can't "prove" someone was or was not a selfish prick in a romantic relationship. Almost every…

There were a LOT of rumors that Bradley was super abusive toward Jennifer back in the day. It's possible he's changed and become a better man. Or he just got better publicists.

I totally have had the suspicion that B. Coop is a shady as fuck. And my opinion of him dropped even lower when he took his 21 yr old girlfriend to a park in Paris and read Lolita to her while she wore no make-up and overalls and looked about 11.

One of my first responses to being diagnosed was about losing my hair. I was kind of terrified at the thought. Some women lead with their breasts. Contrary to my nom de plume, I lead with my hair. My doctor seemed relived to have something positive to tell me—I wouldn't lose hair with the radioactive treatment I would…

And it never fails that when they show up in groups of 2-3, each new group wants to have all the specials recited and ask 1289043 questions that the last group already asked, while your other tables are glaring at the back of your head because they want another beer. Fuckers.

My work is a fan of going out to lunch as a group when an employee leaves a team (promotion, new job, whatever). I love this sentiment, but we always go to the same restaurant , telling them to prepare for 12-15 people, most of whom come in groups of 3 from carpooling at various times depending on their schedule. We…

Waiting tables is a matter of constant prioritization. For example, I might be on my way to read the specials to a party that has just been seated, but the bell rings, indicating hot food is up and ready to go. Hot food doesn't stay hot for long, so it gets priority, and the special-reading will have to wait. There…

Kenny's reason is part of it, but the other part is that customers arriving in small groups completely throws a server's rhythm off and, if 1-2 members don't show up for another 45 min to an hour (this is WAY more common than you'd expect), it can royally screw up that server's entire night, as well as potentially…

If you give up six seats to a party that never shows, that's six meals you didn't serve. It costs money.