Infobahn, when you expect a writing staff to know everything that happens throughout the entire world within their possible coverage purview and to report on it all immediately.

Sad dong sandwich is sad.

Admittedly this looks nasty, but I will challenge anyone to the death who doesn't like biscuits and sausage gravy. That shit is the food of my people (my people being white southern US people who think butter is one of the food groups). It's fucking amazing.

And then placed underwater.

I thought, there is NO WAY this could be as hilarious as you say. Lo, I have been proven wrong.

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I fucking hate people who try to get books banned. It's so...there isn't a word to describe how bad it is. Unless we're talking about a scientific piece of literature that has been debunked, (bell curve) there is nothing that can possibly justify banning a piece of literature. This country's love affair with…

You know, I actually still have a hymen after several sexually active years (my gyno says because it's thicker than usual it just stretched to accommodate - sorry for the TMI), so this "medical exam to prove you're a virgin" is likely rather less accurate than these unsavoury men would like to believe.

Anyone want to troll her by claiming to be her ex-boyfriend and saying you guys had tons of sex?

LOL at her rationalization for her doing this and others not following along. I'm sure the winner will care about your financial independence.

A 12 hour date—followed by bad sex—with a man who would purchase a woman's virginity online? And pay thousands of dollars for it?

Dude, either put the bong down or shut your laptop.

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?

It's amazing how many people only give a shit about injustices against women in less-developed countries when injustices against women in the countries they live in are being discussed.

Is this English? Am I high or are you?

*waves to Mindy writing staff*

Brooklyn Nine Nine!

Candy Spelling will allegedly pay Tori $20 million to leave Dean.

And has impeccable taste in image manipulation apps.

Writings like this give me ambivalent anxiety. I am all for first hand accounts of addiction and recovery. At the same time, I get anxious when people go around talking about how great things are shortly after starting the recovery process. There is a threatening relapse or other self imposed harm coming around the…