fuck hipsters. That is all. Can we just call it what it really is? They don't actually enjoy anything but feeling superior in their aesthetic tastes and consumptive habits. Their enjoyment is on feeling superior. They'd stick a pair of duck asses on their feet if they could make someone feel small at a party about it.

I actually got excited and clicked that Buzzfeed link thinking I was going to get some Nebuchadnezzar, only to have my hopes crushed. Darn you, Burtbecca! (And darn me for being both a history junkie and a sucker!)

Kate Upton is not "out there" for guys like you any more than Cillian Murphy is "out there" for girls like me. If you're not willing to "settle" for someone whose less than physically flawless than why would you expect them to "settle" for you?

As a WOC I'm always angry! Haven't you heard that stereotype before! Where have you been all your life. Nah sorry I just don't mince words. I'm a prick and love it! Come at me bro!

Goddd, this is the exact kind of knee-jerk hatred for religious conservatives I've come to expect from this site. Representative Hickey is a wise and tolerant gentleman who does not discriminate against butts due to race, gender, or creed. He has enough love in his heart for all the butts.

Unless it's you, in which case I'm a shallow cunt for not wanting to bang you.

As much as I agree with you about the siren who lures civil rights to their doom, I think it is important to recognize moments when even the devil is human. They didn't just make it illegal, they made it a felony. Unanimously. In Arizona. We should take five minutes to throw our Holy Shit party, and credit the woman…

Has everyone else been waaaaaaay too amused by how they were covering her pregnancy this past season? Desks, plants, lamps, voluminous coats....

Cheers!

"Wait—the baby's not mine?" -Fitzgerald Grant

I'd assume that the only reason these laws are getting passed around the country is because the moral majority loves any chance to ban porn. It's great news, of course, but I somehow doubt Jan Brewer's human decency gland just randomly started functioning and caused her to pass this in order to prevent the harassment…

Or, you know, all of the photo evidence of the servers with their checks? All of the servers quoted in the various articles saying that this is actually happening? Or are you just so joyless and cynical that you can't possibly believe a good thing when it does happen?

"Hey, remember the money those people gave to me? I still got it" isn't news. "Remember the money those people gave to me? I never got it" would be news, especially given that these people are still going around giving out money, getting their name in the news, and especially since it's got a religious tie-in…

This reminds me of this vintage conversation about a post that never happened! GOOPON.

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Glad to have expanded your vocabulary with a term you'll never use in polite conversation! Think Flavor Flav on any of the reality shows he did. I always wondered what Chuck D thought about that.

One of the downsides to any document editing app is that there are so many features and buttons, it can be hard to find them all. Google Docs makes it simple with one, all-powerful keyboard shortcut. Simply press Alt+/ and you'll enter a search box for all the functions in Docs. Start typing "Insert image", for…

Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

That's the "if I raise my arms up, my stomach won't look fat" pose.