Right? I wish I could remember where I heard it so I could attribute it appropriately!

HOLY SHIZ PERFECTION.

I would argue that as long as men are burying teenage girls alive and raping babies, we can't be a civilized county, but hey.

Maybe if we called the death penalty "late late term abortions" more conservatives would be against it?

OH SHIT, LINDY. THEM BAIOS DON'T LIKE US HERE LESBIAN SHITASSES. PREPARE YOURSELF.

Um, I don't know any women who pass around diapers full of melted candy. Is this a thing? There is no reason women's or men's baby showers have to be lame.

Yes, men celebrating the coming birth of their child/children is terribly embarrassing. :/

Honestly, it blows my mind that full grown women do this as well. Count me as part of Team Showers are Stupid.

I also object to women having to do that.

I personally like "No" for that purpose.

Seriously. Why isn't there a vaccine that combats her continued popularity?

This only kinda makes sense if they meant he could choose between being expelled or graduating but not walking (literally not walking, because of a Misery-style punishment).

That might actually be a difficult choice.

Almost as embarrassing as reintroducing epidemic levels of the measles.

Private College? Is the girl on scholarship while the boy pays full tuition and/or have a powerful family? I went to a small liberal arts college, and there was an instance where a guy hit his girlfriend. I can't remember all the details 18 years later, but the outcome was that he got a little slap on the wrist…

I think Jenny McCarthy's entire existence is embarrassing.

As an Iowan who read about this yesterday, I'm glad it and other cases of colleges majorly dropping the ball on sexual assault are getting national traction. These stories matter and they actually affect change; please keep it up.

"Please focus your attention toward ... extreme poverty in Native American communities."

This is a christian college, misogyny and supporting rapists is expected.

24 minutes and not a single troll informing us that it is "art" and appropriation isn't real?