Ditto. I have no interest in being jack-hammered into the ground by All-Day Jay.

Yeah, I gave them a pass on the "wives, sisters, daughters" thing because they're trying to be persuasive and inspire an emotional response. But yeah, ideally people realize that women deserve to not get assaulted because they're human beings, not because they might be important to another male person somewhere. On…

I totally agree re: 2! Especially because Obama has a history of using this "They are our wives, our sisters, our daughters" rhetoric and I get why that might be effective, but the reason to care about women is not because of their relationship to men as wive and daughters, but because they are people like men are…

Um, let's see.

So this is nice and all, and I appreciate that these dudes are willing to voice their support, truly. But I do think that emphasizing bystander intervention as the way to prevent sexual assault is a little worrisome:

I don't hate it but.... the whole "our daughters, sisters and wives" thing? Barf. You work to prevent it because it's a fucking CRIME and people (usually women) are being HURT. Not because you don't want your lady friend to have a sad.

FYI

"if she doesn't consent, or can't consent, it's rape."

She said "Who Dat!" I didn't think I could love her more than I already did, but now I do!

Hear hear, we have this debate monthly and it is so tiresome and predictable. The same exact comments and responses are given each time;

Can we file this one away with the Great Pubic Hair Debate? As in, let's stop talking about it. I know men don't understand my turquoise eyeliner, OK? I've known ever since that survey in Seventeen magazine nearly two decades ago that told me that guys don't "understand" purple nail polish. I'm wearing purple nail…

Has there ever been a real evaluation of the impact of Accutane on patients?

No lie, I saw this headline on the landing page and just burst out laughing. Seriously. WTF?!

Hey Bill O'Reilly? What's your stance on government-funded birth control, and comprehensive sex education in public schools? Access to womens' healthcare? Planned Parenthood?

Hmm. I see. And Beyonce is the problem.

Erin, I will give you $15, a delivery pizza, and my firstborn if you want them - if you will PLEASE dismiss the false accusation brigade before they blow up the comments on your article. This is too good to get spoiled by that shit.

oh my GOD, you are precious.

Yeah, the problem is that Skymall really hasn't had anything new in a long time, and a lot of their offerings have become tragically outdated. It's a list of luxury items for people who have been living in a bunker since 2001 (a really strange time to get in the bunker in the first place, which you can bet affects…

Uh Oh, Ari Schwartz, Dark Lord of the Snark is going to be incredibly bored during take off.

Skymall, before you disappear will you sell me a commemorative Best of Skymall coffee table book for $278.85? And will you sell it to me for $247.13 if I also buy the dog bidet?

I just don't see the point in trolling around and being a shit-stirrer. Being devil's advocate all the time isn't edgy—it's stupid.