I watched that kid’s face the whole time Ball was talking, and he has definitely tuned out. You can only be an asshole for so long before you lose the team.

Golic is your stereotypical mouth-breather. Nothing particularly offensive about him, but he has no talent. Greenberg is just about as fake as they come. The guy exists to make statements that will ideally keep the average moron listening through the next commercial. He’s like a hot take expert, with every bit of the…

I guarantee one of these dumb ass glowing orbs will be in the Oval Office by the end of the month.

Shouldn’t their hair be sticking up? That’s what that thing is, right?

These guys are clearly trolling Trump with made-up sword dances and orb chicanery just to see how far he can get clowned. Brilliant. Still, everyone on this bizarre picture is a Grade A asshole.

30 seconds later..

Yes, although his weight is now well above the Mendoza line so his ribs will be fine.

Aaaaaand now I’m getting blasted in The Greys, informing me that apparently the Brewers won the division sometime during the first Obama Administration, and something-something Rob Deer something-or-another, blah blah blah PolkaFest.

As a true son of Milwaukee (you can check the birth certificate, and those of my…

Earlier this evening, I was Skyping from Bhutan with my father-in-law, who is a St. Louis resident. I was giving him the usual “Cards suck, Cubs rule” hard time, when I happened to check the standings.

OH MY GOD, MY BREWERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE.

I... I don’t even know how to talk smack. The last time the Brewers were in…

As soon as he uttered the word, “shenanigans”, his case was lost. Better he said nothing that instantly devalue whatever point he was trying to make by saying it. My grandmother said “shenanigans”, and she wore a shawl..

I’m from the Milwaukee area. One thing to keep in mind is that the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office is rather redundant and somewhat impotent. The various municipality police departments do the vast majority of law enforcement and investigation in the area.

This was actually a relief to hear, as it took him out of the running for FBI Director.

On CNN or MSNBC (don’t remember which) this afternoon, the guy who was Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security under Obama said that Clarke is probably the absolute worst choice for the job and shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Homeland Security.

Oh, come on now. Driving around the Atlanta area can’t be that bad.

An actual congressman is already on the record saying this is totally fine because once Trump says it out loud, it’s no longer classified. Guess which party that Rep belongs to?

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way?

Wasn’t really worth setting up a burner just for that comment, was it?

This guy was on my El car on the way to the start. Someone asked for a photo and he replied “Sure! Who doesn’t want a picture with a unicorn?!?” Happy I got my Quote of the Day out of the way at 7:17am.

Or the first base coach. Or his teammate on second. Or the dugout. How is someone not yelling at him that the third baseman still has it?

You should kind of look up what deferment means. Until then, I will defer from labeling you a dumb bastard.