Explains why the ball seemed so slippery in his hands; he’d just done the dishes!

So he’s a real workhorst? Is that what you’re trying to say? IS IT!?

“You know what that dude from Greece needs? Some geometry lessons.”

Jerry West’s arrival with the Warriors coincided with the Warriors’ ascendance. I sure appreciate everything he did here.

I know it’s kind of annoying, but Jerry West is good at everything he does. Even at 79, would it surprise you if he suddenly convinced Chris Paul to stay or signed Kyle Lowry for cheap or something irritating?

exactly.... for me it always goes back to the fact that there is no way the framers could possibly envision an average joe being able to get his hands on something that can spit out dozens of rounds in moments, and I don’t think anyone could have envisioned this “going postal” culture we have developed over the last…

Fat, dumb and deluded is no way to go through a Presidency son.

“How can I be obstructing justice if I keep firing all the people investigating me? If there’s no one to investigate, what justice could I possibly be obstructing? That logic is pure covfefe.” 

Trump is going to put Mueller on double secret probation.

Not nearly as high as, say Bobby Valentine is on that list, but yes.

Is it just me, or is Jeff Samrdzija high on everyone’s list of Baseball People it Would Probably Feel Good to Punch in the Face?

Well, Trump handily won Ohio, so he may have a point.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

He sounds more like a Title XXX official if you ask me

And my dad shot 18 holes in one in a round of golf so he’s better than your orange old man at his own game.

Piss off DJT Jr..... I completed the Murph in 3 minutes and 15 seconds

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

If it was the latter, it backfired with Posey’s “you’re on your own, dipshit.”

As far as anyone can tell, he was mad about the fact that Harper rocked his shit two times during the 2014 NLDS.

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.